Ty: Why is there a mop bucket in here?
Me: Three guesses.
Ty: Someone puked.
Me: Guess again.
Ty: Someone pissed on the floor.
Me: One more.
Ty: Oh, the toilet overflowed. If it hadn’t been Centennial Weekend I would have guessed that first.
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Ty: Why is there a mop bucket in here? I’ve been working on this rolling existential funk since, well, since school started, I guess. It’s really starting to get annoying. There are places I want to go, things I want to do, but here I sit, waiting for my life to start. Of course, I’ll graduate in debt, so there will immediately be a [...] So Joey Ramone died yesterday. Cancer. We better cure that shit before people I know start dropping. You hear me, medical community? I woke up this morning and it was fall. w00t. |
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