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Oh your god

I’m cramming for an exam in the class I don’t attend, but I thought everyone would enjoy this.

Actually, enjoy might not be the right word.

http://ubergoth.net/sims/bushkerry/index.html

It’s a lot like the real election, but with more making out.

LYBD

While I was walking home from class a girl held out a flyer and said, “Love your body.” “Thanks,” I said. “I love yours.”

God, I’m witty.

Scotty Doesn’t Know

 

Best. Matt Damon. Movie. Ever.

I’ve watched Eurotrip three times in the past week, and I can not get this song out of my head.

Enjoy.

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Bienvenidos a la Selva

I took the worst exam in the history of exams today. I might as well not have studied. For that matter, I might as well not be in the class. It was like reading Aramaic.

Anyway, I’m in the middle of cramming for another midterm tomorrow morning so I’m going to keep this short. I [...]

It’s a Celebration, Bitches

What a weekend.

Thursday night was the first Presidential Debate, and you know what that means… the 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

Friday was Barn Dance. For those of you not from Indiana, that’s a dance. In a barn. Be still, my beating heart. Actually, it was one of the best times I’ve had at [...]

Snikt!

As you may know, I’ve decided to be Wolverine for Halloween. Now, for me, Halloween is more than just an excuse to act stupid, get drunk, and eat candy. I don’t need an excuse to do any of those things. No, for me Halloween is an excuse to pretend I’m someone else and hit on [...]