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Spice died.

Things that make you go “yum”

I was just struck by the fact that although I have all the ingredients to make French toast (I’m pretty sure it’s just eggs and bread), and I like French toast, I’ve never actually made French toast.

Then I thought that there might be other ingredients and I wasn’t really sure if you were supposed […]


I could have gotten laid tonight.

But did I? Of course not. And why? Because she’s engaged, and I’m a nice guy, and nice guys really do finish last. If you’re 12 years old and you’re reading this, you give that shit up right now. Women are not your friends. They don’t even particularly like […]

Free Song

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If you don’t have iTunes, download it and then click the link.

An Open Letter to Tennessee Motorists

I really am going to try to post stuff regularly from now on.

Anyway, last weekend I went to visit Yuri at Chapel Hill, which is amazing. If they had an engineering program it would be paradise. I’m hoping that’s why I’ve been so tired all week. I can barely drag myself out of bed […]