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Revenge of the Sith: A Plot Summary

I saw Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith yesterday, and figured I’d share my pain.

ANAKIN: Hello, I am Hayden… I mean, Anakin Skywalker. I’m sorry that your boyfriend dragged you to this movie, but look how pretty my hair is. In about an hour there will be some awkward romantic dialogue, so [...]

Workin’ for the Man

If you’ve ever had a job, you’ve probably noticed that your employer likes to segregate your time into Work, which, according to my boss, is defined as “whatever the hell I tell you to do,” and Not Work, somewhat more loosely defined to be things you can do while drinking beer.

My current job is [...]

La Red Informatica

The right edge of my browser window is burned into my screen.

I have an LCD.

There’s a lesson to be learned here.


There’s something that I have to say. Things just aren’t going our way. It’s not you, it’s me. I hope you can see. Have a happy Valentine’s Day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you!


I was sitting at Harry’s last night and the jukebox was playing “With or Without You” and I suddenly realized how unimportant it was what kind of beer I drank or if my shirt matched my pants and I felt a tremendous outpouring of love for everyone who shares this insignificant little rock.

Sometimes it’s [...]


It’s been too long since I’ve written anything down. I don’t really know that you’ll find this one interesting, but it’s more of a therapeutic entry anyway; I’ve been keeping way too many thoughts inside my head for way too long.

I guess the biggest thing that’s going on with me right now is the [...]