Dear Hollywood,
We have a lot of history together – not all of it good, but we’ve had some laughs over the years. Lately, though, it’s become apparent to me that we’re moving in different directions. I think it would be best if we parted ways now, rather than try to carry on in this sham of a relationship. Please don’t call or write me.
P.S. This isn’t a race thing.
Martin Lawrence is still alive?