You forgot to mention one of the most annoying things about “Valet Carry-On Baggage”… They make EVERYONE ELSE who didn’t valet their baggage (forced or not) sit on the plane and wait for the slow-as-hell baggage handlers to unload the “Valet” bags and mosey them on over to the front of the plane at a snail’s pace while everyone sweats their ass off in a 2′x2′ cell of fat guy and smelly lady.

They might as well put the movie on when you land… to hell with the flight.