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How I Spend My Time at Work

I really don’t know what all the fuss is about graphic design. This was super easy and hardly looks like crap at all. (It’s also an awesome example of your tax dollars at work.)

This gag would work a lot better if it was an actual pizza.

 

Charles Fleischer is Crazy

This is either insightful or dumb, depending on your state of mind. Either way, it’s hilarious, and the kind of thing Dan Brown would write if he had a working adult vocabulary.

F is for FACEPALM

Sean Terrill
You know what never gets old?
Making fun of people on the internet.
Ben Mazur
ha
Sean Terrill
water
Ben Mazur
what a fag
Sean Terrill
I know, like, where to start?
Ben Mazur
F key?
Sean Terrill
F is for FACEPALM

 

The Last Eulogy I Hope I Ever Write

Friends, it saddens me to have to put something like this in words, but I want everyone to know that if I seem distant or sad or even angry in the coming days and weeks, it’s because I lost a good friend tonight.

At about four in the afternoon, while editing a spreadsheet, the right drawer [...]

Movember

I’m bringin’ sexy back.

 

iSuck ‘09

The new iPhoto face-tagging feature works perfectly…

Thank you, PETA.

Thank you for providing a forum in which I can read things like:

Please honor all living creatures because all life is sacred and we’re all connected to the to one life force which is conscious spiritual energy. Love is the way, kindness, respect, and always, zero cruelty.

And thank you for providing so much unintentional humor:

And Sparks Will Fly in the Summer Air

I hold in my hand two tickets to Burning Man. This will either be the best idea I’ve ever had, or the worst. Or both.

Party On

I’m in New Mexico through next week. Be truly excellent to one another while I’m gone.

Ode to a New Fermenter

Temptation, lo these many months at the homebrew shop.
$13.99 – an ale pail with grommeted top.
Each time I somehow passed you by on my way to shop.
Always knowing I would give in ‘pon some future stop.

Your lid, so tight! Your color, so white!
Neither stubborn yellow stain nor spot of mold in sight.
And yet I feel [...]