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AverageCats

webmaster — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:08:23 +0000

You guys! I made an AverageCat! You should go vote for it so they’ll put it on the site.

Mazur maintains that rodents spread toxoplasmosis, not Toxoplasma.

Ten Deliveries

webmaster — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:24:12 +0000

What’s the point of having GPS on your iPhone if you aren’t going to geek out about stuff?

Name:    13 June 2010
Date:    Jun 13, 2010 6:17 pm
Map:    Google Maps
Distance:    48.3 miles
Elapsed Time:    1:50:30
Avg Speed:    26.2 mph
Max Speed:    55.1 mph
Avg Pace:    02′ 17″ per mile
Min Altitude:    656 ft
Max Altitude:    819 ft
Start Time:    2010-06-13T22:17:01Z

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Oops

webmaster — Wed, 26 May 2010 16:45:55 +0000

Just for future reference, Cisco, you probably shouldn’t air a series of ads on national TV in which the word “live” dissolves into “share”. You probably shouldn’t be setting up narratives without exposition either, but whatevs.

In all seriousness, how can a company of this size put anything together without running it by someone with a mind twisted enough to notice this kind of thing? Followup question: would anyone like to pay me to do that?

LOL @ APHC

webmaster — Mon, 17 May 2010 21:10:56 +0000

The truly sad part is, I think I would buy this.

We Need New Units

webmaster — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:16:43 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I love SI, but those tend to lack the punch of, say, a Smoot.

So, I had to wait 1.8 Freebirds for a treadmill today. I should know better than to go to the gym on a Saturday in January.

BM2K9 Photos

webmaster — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:34:09 +0000

This is a thoroughly inadequate attempt to convey some of what Burning Man is like. You really have to experience it for yourself, but the best summary I know of is this: Burning Man is fucking intense.

Thank you, PETA.

webmaster — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:03:52 +0000

Thank you for providing a forum in which I can read things like:

Please honor all living creatures because all life is sacred and we’re all connected to the to one life force which is conscious spiritual energy. Love is the way, kindness, respect, and always, zero cruelty.

And thank you for providing so much unintentional humor:

PETA's image captions overflow with hyperbole.

But mostly, thank you for always being there for me, a nice big hippie punching bag just hanging around waiting to pick up my spirits.

Also, thanks for bringing the Frog-O-Sphere to my attention. People on my Christmas list, I hope you like African dwarf frogs!

Apropos of Nothing…

webmaster — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:03:05 +0000

Alan Alda’s name is 50% a’s. (And 25% l’s!)

LOL @ Mazur

webmaster — Thu, 07 May 2009 05:30:17 +0000

Ben Mazur
although i feel your hero name as the Brown Recluse would be more appropriate if you were indian
the Pale Pink Recluse sounds a bit too sexually inappropriate
Sean Terrill
Like the Purple Puncher?
wait, it was the Pink Puncher and the Purple Pimp.
seriously, my favorite musical
Ben Mazur
hmmm, i typed it into GIS and got asian porn dvd covers
Sean Terrill
lol
To be fair, almost any image search yields Asian porn.
Ben Mazur
not that i’m complaining, but i thought it was odd
except, surprisngly “asian porn”
that is 2 chicks with OCTOPUSES on their heads
WTF japan?! Porn: you’re doing it WRONG
Sean Terrill
Um, maybe you have safe search on.
Ben Mazur
nope
Sean Terrill
Because when I google “asian porn” I get LOTS of Asian porn.
Ben Mazur
(the first pic, i’m talking about)
Sean Terrill
two Asian chicks making out
ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Ben Mazur
nope
maybe your resolution is too small?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8XIkAU7WRRk/SZyKVtH93XI/AAAAAAAAHNc/NgFJJCodnIY/s800/asian-squid-porn6c1b5f.jpg that shows up as the first thing when i type it in
Sean Terrill
And just for shits and giggles I searched “asian porn” with SafeSearch ON.
Ben Mazur
and THAT isn’t exactly 2 chicks making out
Sean Terrill
OK I totally didn’t notice the octopi.
Ben Mazur
its ALMOST but not quite
and ALMOST doesn’t count with porn
Sean Terrill
tentacle porn is very big in Japan
Ben Mazur
thats not what tentacle porn is
Sean Terrill
I’m assuming, since I keep finding it when I’m looking for good old-fashioned two-chicks-and-a-dude-have-sex porn.
(I like to pretend I’m the one dude, not sure if anyone else does that.)
Ben Mazur
but tentacle porn is drawn and the tentacles take the place of a wang. they aren’t some sort of crazy hat
its like when you see ACTUAL japanese porn that says 2 chicks making out, and they just stick their tongues out and lick each others’ tongues. that doesn’t FUCKING COUNT, Japan!
Sean Terrill
OK, THAT’s an away message.

All the News that’s Fit to Blog

webmaster — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:50:49 +0000

I was watching The Colbert Report on Hulu, and there was an item about the WBC, which got me briefly excited until I realized they were talking about the World Barista Championships, which lends itself to stunning footage like this:

As opposed to the World Bartending Championships, where people do things like pour seven flaming cocktails at once. Other creepy things from the news: a dude with a tree in his chest and this not-so fun cycling accident: