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Same Shift, Different Day

Well, I’m unemployed again. Today’s tips, in order, were:

  • $1.11
  • $0.09
  • $0.11
  • $0.21
  • $0.00
  • $2.10
  • $0.01
  • $0.00
  • $0.00
  • $2.32
  • $3.21

Not only did I not make minimum wage, I had a flat – technically, I lost money by going to work today.

The moral of the story is: tip your driver well. You never know how many other people you have to compensate for, to keep him from quitting.

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